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December 31, 2011
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Woosa.

I had come on here with full intention of creating an angry, hateful post, venting about this and that from tonight. However, after a moment of thought, I came to remember something that someone special to me reminded me of:

…notice to the smaller joys in life that may be overlooked by others and as well as myself sometimes…

And so I decided against my previous plan. Oddly, something someone at work said to me just earlier today actually also came to mind, she mentioned to me that I always seemed to be able to to keep calm and level-headed in high-stress and high-anxiety situations. This is something that I’ve actually come to be thankful for. Rather than complain about insignificant things and insignificant people, I’m going to relax and catch some sleep. There’s no reason I should need to bring this kind of drama and tension with me into the new year. So, goodbye 2011, you can keep that shit, I’m with 2012 now.

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Chat
May 13, 2009

a discussion on Carson Daly

  • me: i still can't wait for conan to be back though
  • erick: i know man
  • carson daly is a flapping deusch
  • he is a stinky vag
  • a man deserving of an assasination
  • someone who shouldve died when limp bizkit did
  • carson daly is about as hip as velcro sandles
  • he makes me want to squirt myself in the eye with a lemon then let a little man punch me in the nuts then kick me in the shin.
  • me: keep going man, let it all out, it's not safe to keep this kind of rage bottled up
  • erick: he is as interesting as a number 2 pencil
  • one of the shitty ones
  • that are shiny with shitty lead
  • id rather pull my scrotum over my head then see his stupid face on my television screen
  • if carson daly fell on the sidewalk and scraped his knee
  • id poor tobassco sauce on his wounds
  • then put some tobassco sauce on a paper towel then rub it in his eyes
  • carson daly is the reason jennifer love hewitt has no career
  • he is the reason the late 90s are laughable
  • carson daly is the genital herpes of celebrities
  • he makes kathy griffin look like diddy
  • dustin diamond feels bad for carson daly, thats how shitty he is
  • carson daly would be deserving of a kick to the genitals however he just has pure flesh in between his legs
  • me: how does it feel to finally get all these feelings out??
  • erick: really good
  • its been like 8 years
  • me: you had to get it out sometime
  • i hope you know that entire conversation is going in my tumblr
  • erick: whats tumblr?
  • it sounds like a machine u go into to do summersaults
  • ...
  • haven't had some good laughs like that for a while hahahah

Tags: conan o'brien carson daly dustin diamond kathy griffin rant limp bizkit